PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.